Ain’t Got No Phone

Ain’t got no phone
No dial tone
Ain’t got no phone
No dial tone
I’m alone in the shed
I ain’t got a phone

I’ve got a voice
I try to sound like Art
But Keith took my phone
My bumpers fall apart
I’m alone in the shed
I ain’t got a phone

I ain’t got a wormhole
I ain’t got no dump buttons
I ain’t got a power conditioner
But I’m getting comeuppance
I’m alone in the shed
I ain’t got a phone